Shadi ki 20th Salgira
Shadi ki 20th Salgira pr husbnd gehri soch me tha
Wife:Kya soch rahe ho?
Husband: Kya tumhen yad hy k kab tumhare dad ne humen date pr pkra tha 0r Gun Point pr muje kaha tha k ya to meri beti se shadi kro ya 20 sal k Lye Jail jao
Wife smiles: Yes
Husbnd: agr mein sahi faisla krta to Aj Azad ho jata.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1232 views
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Santa :- Dekh teri girlfriend ko saanpkaat raha hai…kuch to kar......
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Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho,
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r u smiling now?
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