The husband says to his wife, "You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?"

She says, "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."

He smirks and replies, "You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"

She calmly replies, "Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 925 views

Student

Students were asked to write a "Sign Board" for traffic for University gate;
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They wrote: "Drive carefully, don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ek sardar ne ek bache se pocha

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C
Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9
A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata
hai:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kab Se Chal Raha Hai Be Ye Sab?

Ek Din Baap Ne Apne Bete Ki Talaashi Li To Usmein Se

Cigrette, Beer Nikle
Baap Ne Ladke Ko Bahut Maara Aur Pucha

Baap: “Kab Se Chal Raha Hai Be Ye Sab”

Ladka Rote Hue: “Papa Par Ye Jacket To Aapki Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

THE BAT PET

Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood.

The first bat comes home with blood dripping off his fangs. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people."

The second bat returns with blood around his mouth. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of five people."

The third bat comes back covered in blood. He says, "See that castle over there?" The other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Close Your Eyes When I Kisses You

Boy : Why
You Did Not
Close Your Eyes
When
I Kisses You ?
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Girl : Kaminay .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thein, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse
Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The … =P:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)