santa:Meri billi mar gai

banta:kese mari
santa :Maine use nahala diya tha

banta- nahalne se b kahi billi marti h
banta-Maine nahalane k bad use nichod b tha

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1610 views

Sardar

Teacher Ask Question To Sardar:
Which Is The Big Animal
Ant Or Elephant…?

Sardar:First Tell Date Of Births!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aunty Se Kehe Dena Mujhe Bhul Jaye

ladki :"Meri maa ko tum bahat pasand aye
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Ladka(sharmate hue) : To kya huwa
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Mei tumse hi shaadi karunga
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Aunty se kehe dena mujhe bhul jaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Fixing broken computers

An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced.

He told her to "Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I will fix it."

About fifteen minutes later she shows up at his door with the power cord in her hand.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What Is The Cost Of Marrying A Woman

Dad, what is the cost of marrying a woman?

I don't know son, I am still paying.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Tenshion

dual heart attack msg by a grl to her b.friend :
1st msg : lets break up now . its all over..
2nd msg:
sorry !! sorry !!
DIS MSG WAS NOT FOR U !! :P

by nadeem (few years ago!)