Raat ko 1 admi
Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
.
Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
.
Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 985 views
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Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"
Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."
B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"
Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."
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Friend : Kaise ?
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A: B.A
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Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.
Pathan se:
Q: Naam?
A: B.A
Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.
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A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain
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