Raat ko 1 admi
Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
.
Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
.
Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1021 views
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Next day zuban cut gai..
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bahut marta hai.
Next day hath toot jata hai...
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utha le.
Bahut marte hai.Next day baap ghar aate hain,
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hua ??
Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
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musharraf: Mubarak ho.
Bush:par afsoos di gal a.
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Army Training Me Ek Officer Ne Santa Se Pucha
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Santa: “Sir Ye Banduk Hai”
Officer Gusse Se Dant Te Hue
Bola: “Ye Banduk Nahi Tumhari Izzat Or Shaan Hai, Tumhari Maa Hai Maa!”
Fir Officer Ne Banta Se Puchha: “Banta Tumhare Hath Mein Ye Kya Hai?”
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A junior in an office dialed his boss’s number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !………..boss shouted : do you know whom you’re talking to ?!!!!!!
Junior : no!
Boss: i’m the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you’re talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone)…..:d :p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan ki BIWI ne Pathan ko SMS kiya:
“Ghar kb aa rahe hoo..?
Msg ker k batao…!!”
Pathan ne SMS me likha:
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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.
.
Maa:"Tu zaroor kisi chudail ke chakkar mein hoga,
aur ye sab tujhe usi
daayan ne kaha hoga....
Ladkiyan to bas ladkon ko phansane mein hi lagi rehti hain.. Jahan Acha Ladka dekha
shuruho gaye...
Beta in se bach ke rehna ye bahut makkar aur KAMEENI hoti hain, aur inka to khandan bhi…........"
Beta:"Bas maa, aisa kuch nahi hai,
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Mom: beti kyu ro rahi ho?
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Mom: Q?
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diya.. Ha ha ha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)