Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
.
Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
.
Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 878 views

A Sardarji proposes a woman

A Sardarji proposes a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.

Sardarji sets off to Africa and disappears.

Finally Sardarji was found hunting crocodiles. He was killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims '71st and *again* barefeet!'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Whats Ur Cast

Teacher:
What’s Ur Cast?
Student:
Pehlay Hum Butt Thay..
Phir Bhatti Huey..
Phir Rajput Ho Gaye..
Ab Hain Darzi..
Aagay Ammi Ki Marzi….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baby paida hotey hi cheekha

Baby paida hotey hi cheekha,
Mujhey kuch Nazur nehi a raha, Main andha hoon....

Nurse: stupid, light nehi hai!

Bacha! oh tuwandi pehn nu, Ay Pakistan te nei ?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Boyfriend

Boyfriend:
Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki
Farmaishon se Tang Aa kar
'Khud Kushi' kar Raha hun.. =/

... ... Girlfriend:
Achha.. 1 White Suit to Dila do,
13vee pe Kya Pehnungi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

EK Advocate ke bete ko

EK Advocate ke bete ko uski Maa ne thappad maara...

Beta baap ke paas gaya aur kaha:

"Mummy ne mujhe bina wajah thappad maara.."

Baap ne usse ek aur thappad maara aur kaha:

"Advocate ke bete ho kar tuje itna bhi nahin pata ki Supreme Court k khilaaf appeal High Court mein nahi hoti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)