Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to? Banta : Illeagal...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 585 views

Manager ne aanewale se poocha

manager ne aanewale se poocha, "kya tumhe pata nahin ki aagya ke bina andar aana mana hai."
aane wala, "janab, main aagya lene ke liye hi andar aaya hoon."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What Not To Do When Forgetting Your Anniversary

John was in trouble, really big trouble. You see, he forgot his wedding anniversary and, if you're married, you can imagine what he's probably going through. His wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" She was serious too, so John got serious.

The next morning he woke up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped, right there in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife threw her robe on and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house and opened in with much anticipation.

Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale. John has been missing since Thursday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa: Zindagi mein bahut si aisi

Santa: Zindagi mein bahut si aisi choti choti cheezein hain jo bahut bada dard de jati hain

Banta: Wo kaise?

Santa: agar yakin na ho to alpin per baith kar dekh.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher : Bachcho aaj hu

Teacher : Bachcho aaj hum grammar padhnge...

"1 aurat 1 khidki se jhaank rahi hai"

Studnt: Ye
Ek vachan hua..

Teacher : "Bahut si aurte khidkiyo se jhak rahi hain"

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Studnt : Ye toh REDLIGHT area hai :D :p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)