B.v:humari beti ko kisi se pyar ho gaya hai,
husband:tum ko kaise pata chal?

B.v:wo bahut dinun se easyload k paisy nai mangti

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 803 views

wife gana ga rhi thi

Wife Gana gaa rahi thi

Husband: Jab tum Gati ho to Lagta he Indra Gandhi ga rahi ho

Wife: Lekin Usay to Gana hi nahi aata tha

Husband: Te Anni diye tenu kera aanda Ay

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

School Me Aag Lag Gyi

School Me Aag Lag Gyi
Sb Bache Khush Thay K Ab Skul Nhi Aana Padega Pr 1 Bacha Udaas Tha

Sir-BetaWhy R U Sad?
Bacha-Sir Ap Zinda Kaise Bache

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto….

Sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto…. driver adjusted mirror..

sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife… go & sit back i will drive the auto…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher Ne Class Main Kaha

Teacher Ne Class Main Kaha, Sab Bacche Angreji Ki VarnMala Sunao, Santa Ne Khade Hokar Poocha Choti Waali Sunaun Ya Badi waali.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Finger tastes nice

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Mommy gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong honey?"

"Mommy, where's my booger?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)