Easy load k paise nai leti
B.v:humari beti ko kisi se pyar ho gaya hai,
husband:tum ko kaise pata chal?
B.v:wo bahut dinun se easyload k paisy nai mangti
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 680 views
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