Ek professor ko classroom mein larkey bohat tang kertey they
Ek professor ko classroom mein larkey bohat tang kertey they. Un key mukhtalif naam rakhey huey they or kabhi sahee naam sey yaad nahi kertey they
Ek din woh apney professor dost key saath kaheen jaa rahey they to peechey sey kisi ney awaz lagai, “Oey tiddey…!”
Professor sahab ney apney dost ko kaha, “yeh aap ko tidda keh raha hey”
Dost bola, “ji nahi, yeh aap ko keh raha hey”
Professor sahab bohat eitamad sey boley, “Hargiz nahi, yeh aap hi ko keh raha hey, mujhey to yeh chohara kehtey hein”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 530 views
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