Santa Ne Apna Ghar Construct Kiya.
Santa Ne Apna Ghar Construct Kiya..
Construction Ke Baad Uper Wale Part Par Color kiya,
Aur Nechay Wale Part Par Likh Diya
"SAME AS ABOVE"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 613 views
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