1st Friend:” Yaar Mai Jis Ladki Ko
Chahta Hu,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nahi Ki..
2nd Friend:” Tumne Use Bataya K Tera
Chacha
Crorepati Hai ??
1st Friend:” Haa mene bataya Tha..
2nd Friend:” To Phir ??
.
.
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1st Friend:” Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai..
Hahaha…

Moral : Bc paisa aur ladki dangerous combination.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 847 views

A teacher had a 5 year old come up to

A teacher had a 5-year-old come up to her and say that he had found a frog.

The teacher asked, "Is the frog alive or dead?" The student replied, "It's dead."

The teacher asked, "How do you know for sure?"

The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."
Aghast, the teacher said, "You did what?"

He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, Psst and it didn't move. So, it must be dead."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Faida Pakistan Ko Hi Ho Ga

Aik Pathan Army Mein Bharti Hota He
To Use Gun Chalana Sikhai Jati He

Wo Gun Pakarta He Or Puchta He

Is Ka Moon Kis Taraf Ko Karna He Apni Taraf Ya Dushman Ki Taraf

Army Officer Jawab Deta He
Jis Taraf Bhi Karo Ge
Faida Pakistan Ko Hi Ho Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ustaad aur Saara

Ustad: agar mei tumhare walida ko 5000 rupe du

Aur unhe sirf 2000 ke zrurat ho tu wo kitney wapas kren ge?

Sara: 1 b nhe

Ustaad: Tumhari ma hisab nhe janti?

Sara: Sir ap meri ma ko nhe jante

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

She Had The Ticket

A Ticket Collector In A Train Fines Rs400 For No Ticket

He Chrgd 1st Girl Rs300
Who Wz Wearing Sleevless

Rs200 To 2nd Who Wz Wearing Sleevless & Backless

Rs100 To 3rd Who Wz Wearing Sleevless Backles & A Mini Skirt

He Chrgd Rs 0 To The 4th One
Why?

Dirty Mind!
She Had The Ticket:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

OxFord

teacher :oxford ka matlab kya-hai ..

student: ox matlab bail & ford matlab gaadi toh.....

oxford matlab BailGaadi!!
:-);-):-P

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)