1st Friend:” Yaar Mai Jis Ladki Ko
1st Friend:” Yaar Mai Jis Ladki Ko
Chahta Hu,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nahi Ki..
2nd Friend:” Tumne Use Bataya K Tera
Chacha
Crorepati Hai ??
1st Friend:” Haa mene bataya Tha..
2nd Friend:” To Phir ??
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1st Friend:” Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai..
Hahaha…
Moral : Bc paisa aur ladki dangerous combination.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 742 views
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