Exam ki rat ko student ne toss kia Head aya to Sona h

Tail aya to Film dkhnga
kharra raha to Gane sunuga

Or agr hawa mai raha to
qasm se puri rat parhunga.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 950 views

heater.

Friend: Santa Ji! Agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai:
Santa: Main heater k samnay beth jata hon.

Friend: Lekin agar phir bhi thand lagy to?
Santa: To main heater On kar leta hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar saying to his friend-

Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he

“what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?

Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hitler Says about Dictionary

Hitler Says: There Is No Word Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary

Sardar Says: Ab Bolne Se Kia Faida?
Jab Kharidi Thi Tab Hi Check Karna Tha Na

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kaash Main Teri Haseen Naak Ka

Kaash Main Teri Haseen Naak Ka Chooha Hota.

Tu Bari Chah Sy Bary Maan Sy Nikalti Mujh Ko.

Main Teri Unglion Main Sharma Kar Chipak Sa Jata.

Tu Mujh Ko Apni Unglion Sy Marora Karti.

Mai Terey Nakhoon May Latak Sa Jata.

Phir Tu Apni Sahelion Sy CHUPATI Mujh Ko.

Main Un Ko Dakh Kar Dar Sa Jata.

Tu Dunia Sy Chup kar Kahin Chipkati Mujh ko.

Aur is Tarha Main AMAR Ho Jata.

Kaash MAIN TERI HASEEN NAK KA CHooHA HOTA…!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Funny

Caller: hello Pizza Hunt ??

Pizza Hunt: yes sir

Caller: 1 large pizza, 2 small pizza aur ek coke
bhejo

Pizza hunt: Kiske naam pe bheju sir ?
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Caller: Allah ke Naam pe dede baba… :P:

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)