Girl:Kya kr rahe ho

Girl:Kya kr rahe ho
Boy:Makhiya mar rha hu

G:Kitni mari
B:3 male 2 female
...
G:Kese pata?

B:3 Beer bottle pe the aur 2 Phone se chipki thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 703 views
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