Bahu aaj se mujhe apni Maa aur saurji
Saas : Bahu aaj se mujhe apni Maa aur saurji ko BAAP samjho
Todhi der baad door bell bajati hai uss ka sohar aata hai
Saas: Bahu se kon hai?
Bahu: Maa BHAI SAHIB aaye hain.
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