Summer vacation is tough.
We only have three months to forget what it took
us nine months of school to learn.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 672 views

Ajj Tainu Khan Nu G Krda A!

2 Cats To Shrabi Rat:
Ajj Tainu Khan Nu G Krda A!

Rat: Chappair Na Kha Lein
Main Es Layi Nai Kuch Kehnda
K Log Kehn Gay
1 Shrabi Ne 2 Jananiyan Kutt Dittiaan ;-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek pathan ka school main

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admission hua .

Teacher: beta batao Allama iqbal kon hain?

Pathan: hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya aya he….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ghar se hamesha hansi ki awaz ati hai

BNTA-Tere Ghr Se Hmesa Hsne Ki Awaz Ati
Hai,Khusi Ka Raaz Kya Hai?
Snta-Meri Biwi Muje Jute Marti Hai,Lag Jaye To Wo
Hasti Hai,Nhi Lge To M Hasta hu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

In biologic practical

In biologic practical:

Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs?

Sardar: I dont know sir

Examiner: You are failed, whats your name?

Sardar: See my legs and tell my name.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The drugs are wearing off!"

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!". Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)