Shapoo ke sath gift
Sardar: Oye Meray Shampoo K Sath Wala Free Gift
De!!
Shopkeeper:
Sardar G Uske Sath Ko Igift Nahi Hai
Sardar:
Bakwas Na Kar Shampoo P Likha Hai DANDRUF
FREE
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 564 views
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