Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 857 views

1 day God askd me if u hv 2

1 day God askd me if u hv 2 choose b/w Luv & Frndshp whum u will choose??

& i just lukd at my frnds nd said-"salo ab to Ladki chunne do"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dekha Saste Ka Result..

Advocate :Talak Karvane Ke 5000 Lagenge

Husband :Pagal Ho
Panditji Ne 51 Mein Shadi Karvai Thi

Advocate : Dekha Saste Ka Result..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

TEACHER Can you Tell

TEACHER – Can you Tell
me 2 creatures which
Do Not have Teeth.
PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am. Teacher – Good. Tell me.Pappu – Grandma and Grandpa. . .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aap shadi shuda hain???

Tufani barish me raat ko shop per 1 admi pizza lene aaya.
.
.
SHOPKEPER: Aap shadi shuda hain?
.
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Admi: Tu aur Is tufani barish me kya meri maa muje pizza lene bhejy gi

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

women

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)