Bill Gates: Hamare country mein

Bill Gates: Hamare country mein log aaj-kal email se shaadi karte hain.

Funniest Laloo Yadav: Bill Sahib Ji, hamare Bihar mein to sirf female se hi shaadi karte hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 657 views
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Shadi Me Khana K wqt pathan Ko Plate Nhi Mili
pathan Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya?
pathan: dagh To Chla JaeGa Ye Wqt Phr Nhi Ayga:-

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Boy:Makhiya mar rha hu

Girl:Kya kr rahe ho
Boy:Makhiya mar rha hu

G:Kitni mari
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G:Kese pata?

B:3 Beer bottle pe the aur 2 Phone se chipki thi.

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Santa: I gave a moving

Santa: I gave a moving performance in singing.

Banta: What do you mean by moving performance?

Santa: Everyone moved out of theatre.

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idiots in the room

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

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by usmanzahid (few years ago!)
A Pakistani army soldier walks

A Pakistani army soldier walks into his officer's room.

To impress him, the army office picks the phone, dials a number and said "Yes sir, I understand sir. I will tell the Prime Minister. Goodbye."

Looking at the soldier he barked "What do you want?"
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ghurbat ki intha kya hai?

Ques:Ghurbat ki intha kya hai?

Ans: Jb 1 larki 2 rupay mein kiss dene ko tayar ho









Aur aap k pass 1 rupay ho…!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa ek deaar k aath khra soso ker rha tha

Sardar aik deewar k sath kahra susu karne main
masroof the kah chat pe khari aurat boli
Oye “nazar nhi aa raha deewar hai”
Sardar: thora angel change kar k daikho nazar aa
jae ga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bathroom main bhoot

Santa: Kal mai raat ko bathrooom gaya toh andar bhoot tha
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Banta: to phir kya hua ?? :O
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Santa: Hona kya tha mai bhoot sey bola tum kar lo humara to wesey hi nikal gaya hai..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji Ke Samose

3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kar yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye

Decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aaye

Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak samose nahi khao ge
Dono ne kaha thik hai

1 din guzar gaya sardar ni aya
2 din guzr gaye
2no ne socha k ab samose kha lne chahye

Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola....

Aisa karoge to main nahi jauga.

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Funny Salman Khan Oneliner

Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts
n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess why this odd combination?

Salman Khan is coming and he does not need shirts.

What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up?
Uth ja beta uth ja, nei toh Salman aajayega!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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