Bill Gates: Hamare country mein
Bill Gates: Hamare country mein log aaj-kal email se shaadi karte hain.
Funniest Laloo Yadav: Bill Sahib Ji, hamare Bihar mein to sirf female se hi shaadi karte hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 952 views
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary positions the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't empty."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
faraz apni b.v. sy
HATA LO APNY CHEHRY SY YE ZULFEIN AEY JAAN-E-FARAZ,
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by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)
Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa
kid: both
Papa: no tell me 1
Kid: both
Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris Where u go
Kid: paris
Papa: this mean u like ur mother
Kid: no
Paris is beautiful then america
Papa: if i go paris & ur mother go america so where u go
Kid: america
Papa: why kid: bcuz i havent been there before
Papa: Ullu da Pattha
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
2 Choohay Darakht Pe Bethay The
Neechay Se Aik Hathi Guzra
Aik Chooha Hathi Pe Ja Gira
Dosra Chooha Bola
Daba De Salay Ko
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
BHIKHARI:Saab, Pariwaar Se Door Ho Gaya Hu,Milne Ke Liye 120 Rs Ki Zarurat Hai.
SETH:Kaha Hai Tera Pariwaar?
BHIKHARI:Samne PVR Me DABANG Dkh rhe..;-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal
Banta: That’s Nothing
Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?
Santa: Yes, I Have
Banta: My Dad Killed It
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.
JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye
(kitab pesh ki gaye)
judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..
JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell Baja kar bhaag jata thaEk din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?
Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)