Bill Gates: Hamare country mein log aaj-kal email se shaadi karte hain.

Funniest Laloo Yadav: Bill Sahib Ji, hamare Bihar mein to sirf female se hi shaadi karte hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 655 views

Santa was going to Bombay

Santa was going to Bombay. While the plane was landing he was so excited and shouted: “Bombay… Bombay”
Air hostess said: “B silent”
Santa: “Ok. Ombay… Ombay”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

jaan meri ankhon main to dekho kya hai?

Boy:-: jaan meri ankhon main to dekho kya hai?

Girl:-: sacha pyar:-)

Boy:-: O anni di A!

Machhar kadd.

,, (.”)<((> _/?_ waddi aie sacha pyar.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Son: ‘ Mom, when I was on bus

Son: ‘ Mom, when I was on bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.’

Mom: ‘Well, you have done the right thing.’

Son: ‘But mom, I was sitting in daddy’s lap.’

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sheikh k kamre se cheuntiyan bahir ja rahi then

Sheikh k kamre se cheuntiyan bahir ja rahi then

Sheikh:
Kahan ja rahi ho or kia le kar ja rahi ho?

Cheunti:
ßhai bhooka marne se to behtar hai hijrat kr jain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan went 4 interview

Afsar:Tell me opposit of the day. Pathan:Night
Afsar:Cool Pathan:Hot
Afsar:Ugly Pathan: pichli
Afsar:I said UGLY Pathan:I said PICHLI
Afsar: oh my God Pathan: oh my devil
Afsar:Get out Pathan:Come in
Afsar:U r rejected Pathan:I am selected!
Afsar: keep quite. Pathan: speak tight.
Afsar: go to hell. Pathan: come to jannat.
Afsar: nikal jao jahil kahe k. Pathan: andar ao laik yahe k.
Afsar: police ko bulao. Pathan: Foj ko bagaon.
Afsar: uffff Pathan: Tuffff.
Afsar office se bhagte hue bhago Pathan: Pakro

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)