Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 816 views

Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

Santa :Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai

Banta :
Soja-Soja Ghar Girega
To Makaan Maalik Ka
Hum To Kirayedar Hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

computer women

HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

INTERNET woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.

CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman:
Also called ?wife?; when you are not expecting her, she c

by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!)

How can i get to heaven?

I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 pathan chhat pe

2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
ek dosre se bola

“yar maachis kahaan hai?”
2nd :”teeli jala k daikh lo”

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

1 Admi Teliscope Se Asman

1 Admi Teliscope Se Asman Me Dekh Raha Tha.1 Sardar Use Dhyan Se Dekh Raha Tha Tabhi 1 Tara Tuta.Sardar:Wah Boss Kya Nishana Lagaya.!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)