Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 946 views

Become My Son-In-Law? -

Lady: So You Want To Become My Son-In-Law?

Santa: Not Really,
But I Don't See Any Other Way 2 Marry Ur Daughter. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chhote: Tujhe pata hai main aaj girl friend semilunga

Chhote: Tujhe pata hai main aaj girl friend se
milunga
Bade: Kya baat kar raha hai, teri bhi girl friend
hai !
Chhote: Haan, Aur mujhe shaam ko badminton court
jaana hai.
Bade: Badminton court kyun?
Chhote: Waha net hota hai na… isiliye
Bade: Abe net ka kya karega…
Chhote: Girl firend se milunga na, usne bola tha,
aaj shaam ko 4 baje Net pe milte hain… hahaha
Bade: Bakwas band kar!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek sardarji khaali katoray mein

Ek sardarji khaali katoray mein roti duba kar kha rahay thay.

Waitor ne dekha to poocha: Aap ye kya kar rahe hein?

Sardarji: Mein maths ka teacher hoon.

Mein ne daal suppose ki hui hai..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

The judge read the charges

The judge read the charges, then asked: Are you the defendant in this case?No, your honor,” replied Banta, “I’ve got a lawyer to do the defending. I’m the person who done it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dad why doesn't the Law

SON - Dad why doesn't the Law permit us to have More than One

Wife..? DAD - When you get

Married Son, u will realize that the Law is on OUR Side

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)