Police station
A man went to police station to report that his
wife was lost & missing. There he found another
person reporting the same.
The police man asked the person who was there
earlier, "How does your wife look like??"
That man replied, "She is a smart, good looking
woman, 5 feet 8 inch, 36-28-32, beautiful &
attractive body with blonde hairs"
Police man noted down those details and asked the
other person, "What does your wife look like?"
He said in excitement, "Forget mine, let's go and
find his wife!!!"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1093 views
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