A man went to police station to report that his
wife was lost & missing. There he found another
person reporting the same.
The police man asked the person who was there
earlier, "How does your wife look like??"
That man replied, "She is a smart, good looking
woman, 5 feet 8 inch, 36-28-32, beautiful &
attractive body with blonde hairs"
Police man noted down those details and asked the
other person, "What does your wife look like?"
He said in excitement, "Forget mine, let's go and
find his wife!!!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 831 views

MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

1 Kanjoos 14th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko
roti pakate hue dekha, to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Haseen Larki

1 Makrani Bohat Der Se
Ek Haseen Larki Ko Ghoor Rha Tha,

LARKI:Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?

Makrani:
Hum Soch Raha Tha
K Agr Tum Hamara Maa Hota
To Hum B Khubsurat Hota.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar bought some medicenes

Sardar bought some medicenes and started cutting the edges.

"What are you doing?", asked his friend.

The Sardar replied,"Removing the side effects !"

by taimur (few years ago!)

Railway station

Railway station

Railway station par bethe aik mosafar ne railway ke afsor se kaha

agar tamam garian late hain to is bare se time table ka kya faida jo aap ne latkaya hoa hay?”

police officer pehle hi guse main tha or bola.

“agar tamam garian waqt par ane lagi to phir kaho ge is bare se waiting room ka kya faida.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Height Of Confusion

Height Of Confusion:

A Boy Listening Extremely Sad Song And Thinking,

“Sali… Kon Si Wali Ko Yaad Karoon Yaar“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)