Private School Vs Govt. Schook Ke Bachhe
Private School Ke Bache Zoo Mein: “Oh! Wow Monkey Is Sleeping Don’t Disturb”
Govt. Scool Ke Bache: “Oye Dekh Tera Baap So Raha Hai Pathar Maar Saale Ko“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1056 views
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Santa : Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna he
Servicing Man : Memory card he?
Santa : Nahi kya Ration card chalega?
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Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??
Student: “Air Hostess!”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Who Are Boys?
Woh Jo Nark Mein Bhi Mile To Kahe: “Abbe Yamraj Ki Beti Dekhi? Kya Mast Maal Hai Yaar”
Who Are Girls?
Who Goes To Heaven & Says: “Apsra Ki Nail Paint Dekhi How Cheap“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
TEACHER TO AMY: Amy, write a sentence with the word
"lettuce" in it.Amy writes something.
TEACHER TO AMY: What've you written down, Amy?
Amy hands the teacher her book.Show Punchline
Amy has written: LETTUCE OUT OF SCHOOL EARLY.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teachar to GOLU-Tum Khana khane se pehle Pray(dua) Kare ho
GOLU-Mujhe Pray karne ki jarurat kya hai
Meri Maa Achha Khana Banati Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa fouj me bharti hua....
2 Din bad jung shru ho gaiii.....
santa ki topi per goli lagi....
santa ne hathyaar phenk diye
aur chup kar bola .. " Aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi
hota hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pati daaru pi kar apni patni se kehta hai,
Darling, aaj kuch aisi baat karo
Ki mere kadam zameen par na tike...
Patni ne kaha kaho to faasi pe chada du.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai.. kya khilate ho?
sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h. mera beta h CA kar rha h. abhi exam chal rahe hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan SMS
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Sardar: why the doors are locked when the airplane fly.
Pathan: thinks about it for some time and reply,
.
.
Because venders should not be enter
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Darling main tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?
Boyfriend: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)