Private School Vs Govt. Schook Ke Bachhe
Private School Ke Bache Zoo Mein: “Oh! Wow Monkey Is Sleeping Don’t Disturb”
Govt. Scool Ke Bache: “Oye Dekh Tera Baap So Raha Hai Pathar Maar Saale Ko“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 966 views
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