Pehla dost

Pehla dost: Tu office mein toh bada sher bana ghoomta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?

Doosra dost: Hota to sher hi hoon par DURGA sawaar ho jaati hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 908 views
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