Katrina Kaif Ki Coffee me

Katrina Kaif Ki Coffee me ek Machhar Gir gaya...

wo Bina Dekhe Use Pee Gayi...

Toh Machhar K Baap Ne Katrina ko aisa kya Kaha,
ki wo Behosh ho gayi...

Socho
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Tumare pEt me
mera baccha hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 679 views
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