Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi.

Police: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon Hasn Rahe Ho?
Sardar: Main To Uthta Hi Subha 9 Baje Hun.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 513 views
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