Chohy talwar le kr bhag rhy thy .

Sher ne pucha Kia hua? .

1 chuha bola hathi ki beti ko kisi ne propose kia Or nam hmara aya ha .

LAASHEN BICHA DEN GE LAASHEN

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 789 views

Karan Johar bar me

Karan Johar bar me Beer peene aaya..

9 bottle peene ke baad,

Waiter :Aap ko chadhti kyu nahi?

Karan :"Main mard hoon"

Waiter: Chadh gayi saale ko...!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hasrate dedar

hasarat e deedar ki khatir us k muhaly main easeload ki shop khol li roz 1 naya shaks us k namr py 100 ka load kawa jata hy mohabbat na mili shop chal pare

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Keera uchalta hai

1 student class me bahut ochal raha tha
teacher:ap k papa ap ko amrood khilate hain?
Student:g han lakin ap ko kaise pata chala
teacher:ap k ander k keere se

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pathan To His CHICKENS

Pathan To His CHICKENS:
"Agar Tum Sub Ne Kal 5, 5 Anday Nahi Diye Tou Tum Sub Ka ZULFIKAR MIRZA Se Wo Haal Karwaun Ga Jo Abhi MQM Ka Ho Raha Hai!!"

Next Day, He Sees That All Of The Chickens Have Given 5, 5 Eggs But 1 Chicken Has Just Given 1 Egg. He Goes To The Chicken And Asks 'Why?'. The Chicken Replies:

"KHAN SAHIB, Yeh Aik Anda Bhi MIRZA BHAI Ke Darr Se Diya Hai! Warna Main Tou Murgha Hun"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Oye, I Have Installed Windows

Santa: I Want Pink Curtains For My Computer Screen

Salesman: But Computers Do Not Need Curtains

Santa: Oye, I Have Installed Windows

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)