A man walks into the doctor
A man walks into the doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his
nose, a carrot in his left_inner ear and a banana in his right ear.'
Whats the matter with me?' he asks the doctor,The doctor replies 'You are not eating properly.'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 577 views
Similar Jokes
Suhagrat Pe Dulhe Ne Bade Hi Romantic Andaaj Se Dulhan Ko Bola.
Dulha: “May I Kiss You Darling ?”
Dulhan Sharmate Hue Boli: “Hamne To Kabhi Gairon Ko Bhi Mana Nahi Kiya, Aap To Phir Bhi Apne Ho Ji“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy..
Khan: To phir..?
Waiter: 20 Rs to hon..
Khan: Main tumhari double insult nhi kr skta..!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”.
Paanch kaise?
.
Socho Socho …
.
Kaise Hua?
.
Aur Jara Socho
.
Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan: Yr Mere Lye Koi Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bta
Friend :
Yr Ek Larki Ha B.Com Ki
Pathan : Yr Qom Koi Bhi Ho Bs Parhi Likhi Honi Chahiye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar- Shirt ke liye kapda dikhaiyeSalesman-plain me dikhau?Sardar- nahi, Helicopter me dikha haramkhor..Bandar ki aulad..Sardar dekha ni ki mazak shuru;)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Memon Boss 2 worker: Tumne is saal Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie
.
.
.
5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hun,
.
.
Agar isi Tara kam karo ge to agle sal ispar sign kardunga.......
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Once a boy Uploaded a photo
holding a dog
on Facebook..
.
Girl commented : "Which one is
you?"
.
Boy replied : "The One holding
you.." ;) :P :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
CA EXAMS...
Q: Aik Over Main Kitni Balls Phenki Jati Hain?
Answer 4rm Students: 6
Examiner Comments: Sorry
1 Over Main 1 He Ball 6 Bar Phenki Jati Hai.
FAIL. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."
"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)