A man walks into the doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his
nose, a carrot in his left_inner ear and a banana in his right ear.'

Whats the matter with me?' he asks the doctor,The doctor replies 'You are not eating properly.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 625 views

1 Molvi Sahab Ka Tota

1 Molvi Sahab Ka Tota (Parrot)
Daily 1 Shakhs Ko Ye Kehta Tha K : “O Beghairat”

Us Shakhs Ne Molvi Se Shikayat Ki Molvi Ne Totey Ko Danta

Agley Din Jab Wo Shaks
Qarib Se Guzra To Tota Kuch Na Bola Thora Aagey Ja K Us Ne Peeche Mur K Dekha
To Tota Hanste Huwe Bola:
“Samaj To Tu Gaya Hoga”…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Difference Between Wife And GF

GF IS BEAUTY and WIFE IS DUTY,
GF IS SPRINGROLL and WIFE IS DABBAGOL,
GF IS CHUSKI and WIFE IS RISKY,
GF IS TOOIFROOTY and WIFE IS KISMAT FUTY...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Only married

He Issued Orders That Only Married
Men Would Be Employed.
Friend Asks:
Why This ?
Banta Reply:
Because Married Men Are More Obedient.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Pathan Was Playing

A Pathan Was Playing
“Kon Banega Carore Pati”
Shahrukh Khan Asked:
“Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao”
Pathan Replied:
“Hu Ko Pagal Samajhti Haikya?
4 Options Kidhar Hain..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa to Banta

Santa to Banta : Yeh bacha tumhara kya lagta hai?

Banta : yeh mera door ka bhai hai,
Santa : Door ka mein samjha nahin,

Banta : Ess k aur mere beech 8 behan bhai aur hai !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)