Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.

Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.

Santa chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha “WEL DONE”

Santa – Khaak well done, jana to usey tha, mein to usey chhodne aaya tha!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 624 views
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