Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Py
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Py Batha Jesy Hi Jahaz Ka Agla Tyre Oper Utha Tu Pathn Pilot Ko Marny Lga Or Bola Mai Pahly Hi Dara Howa Hon Or Tm One Wheeling Kr Rhy Ho
by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!) / 987 views
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Ek sahab shadi sey bohat dartey they, aakhir kaar shadi keliey tayyar ho gyey. Woh jis larki ko pasand kertey they us key barey mein apney ghar walon ko bataya
Sab ghar walon or rishteydaar us larki ko jantey they. Pasand sun ker amma jaan cheekh utheen, “Is larki sey shadi karo gey? woh to tum sey umar mein achi khasi bari hey”
“Abhee sey balon mein rang lagati hey”, khala boli
“Ghoomney phirney ki bhee bohat shoqeen hey”, dadi ney khabardaar kiya
“Jahez bhee kuch khaas nahi laey gi”, chacha ney bataya
“Us ka rang kisi bhee cream key istamaal sey gora nahi honey wala”, phuppi ney ahem raaz bataya
“Magar mein ney us ki ek khoobi ki wajah sey shadi ka faisla kiya hey”, sahab boley
“Woh kia? ” sab ney poocha
“Us ka dunya mein koi nahi hey…”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…
Guess where he took her….
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Petrol pump!!!
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan Darakht Pe Charha
To Upar Bandar Ne Pocha Upar Q Aye?
Pathan: AMROOD Khany
Bandar:Ye To AAM Ka Darakht Hai
Pathan:Pata Hai Mein AMROOD Sath Laya Hon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: What is meant by
“I MISS YOU”
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Pathan: Is ka Matlab Hai
“Main Tumhari Miss Hon!”
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Mil giya Oye mil gaya,
Oye oye mil giya,
Oho mil giya,
Ballay Ballay…
Mil he giya,
Aaj to mil he giya,
Yeh sms phadne wala ek aur bewqoof mil gaya!!!
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pappu Aur Uska Freind Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahey They
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Dost Hairani Se: “Sachh Mein, Wah Bhai Wah Par Kaise?”
Pappu: “Self Control, Yaar Self Control“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baap: beta, tum hathory se darwazy ka cement kiun ukhar rehe ho?
beta: abu pehle tu ap mana nahin karte thy?,
baap: pehle hum karay k makan main rehte thy , abb yeh makan hum ne khareed leya hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
One Day Golu Said His Girlfriend With Full Of
Courage: “I Love You”. His Girlfriend Said
Angrily..Not Say This Statement With Love. Funny
Golu Said I Love You Sister
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Why do Indian women want same husband in next life too??
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Bcoz
Efforts taken by her to change him in this life will not b wasted!! ;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
School Me Master Ji Ne Chote Sardar Se Poocha:
Jis Me Koi Kami Nahi
Usko Kya Kehte Hen?”
Chota Sardar Bola :
“Kami-Na”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)