Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Py

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Py Batha Jesy Hi Jahaz Ka Agla Tyre Oper Utha Tu Pathn Pilot Ko Marny Lga Or Bola Mai Pahly Hi Dara Howa Hon Or Tm One Wheeling Kr Rhy Ho

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