Pappu Aur Uska Freind Aapas
Pappu Aur Uska Freind Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahey They
Pappu: “Oye, Tujhe Pata Hai Kal Meine Ek Ladki Ko Rape Hone Se Bacha Liya”
Dost Hairani Se: “Sachh Mein, Wah Bhai Wah Par Kaise?”
Pappu: “Self Control, Yaar Self Control“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 614 views
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Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’
Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’
Sardarji : ‘What problem?’ :-)
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?
Pathan: Eagle.
Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?
Pathan: Illegal
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi
raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Billi: Tum Kitnay Saal K Ho?
Hathi: 3 Saal Ka Hu.
Billi: 3 Saal K Ho Our Itnay Baray Kesay?
Hathi: Nido Peeta Hu.
Sehat Ki 10 Khoobiyo Wala.
Tumhari Umar Kya Ha?
Billi: 30 Saal.
Hathi: 30 Saal Ki Our Itni Choti?
Billi: Fair&lovely Use Karti Hu.
Umar Ka Pata Hi Nahi Chalta ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?
Pathan: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?
Salesman: Hum pathano ko koi cheez nahi baichtey,
Pathan after 1 month clean shave with 3 piece suit: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?
Salesman: Hum pathano ko cheezein nahi baichatay,
After 2 months full angrez ban k gaya: What’s the cost of that FIRIJ
Salesman: Hum pathano ko cheezein nahi baichatay,
Pathan gusay mein: Tujhe kaise pata chal jata hai k mein pathan hon?
Salesman: Kyun k yeh FIRIJ nahi “ALMARI” hai.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pretty Zinta : baba meri IPL Team haar rahi hai kya karun???
Nirmal Baba: jhappiyan dete ho players ko???
Preity Zinta: han baba
Nirmal Baba: apne players ko dena band karo opposite team walo ko dena shuru karo Kripa ho jaegi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jailar : Phaansi Se Pehley Kis Se Milo Gay?
Santa : Bivi Se
Jailar : Maa Baap Se Nahi ?
Santa : Maa Baap to Paida Hote Hi Mil Jayen Gay
Biwi ke Liye Sala Phir 28 Saal Intezar Karna Parega…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)