Masoom Bache Ka Masoom Sawal
Ek Chota Sa Pyara Sa Bachha Ek Din Apni Maa Se Bola
Bacha: “Mummy Kya Apne Mujhe Paida Hone Se Pehle Dekha Tha Kya?”
Mummy: “Nahi To”
Bacha: “To Paida Hone Ke Baad Aapne Mujhe Pehchana Kaise?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views
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