Fruit Kharab Nahi Hota Makhian
Fruit
Kharab Nahi Hota Makhian Kharab Karti Hain . . .
Wah Wah . . . !!!!
... Fruit Kharab Nahi Hota Makhian Kharab Karti Hain . . . !!!
Bacha Kharab
Nahi Hota Bachiyan Kharab Karti Hain
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 960 views
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