Kya Vakiye Hi Vo Ladki Bahri Thhi?

Santa Ne Bade Dukhi Mann Se Apne Khas Yaar Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Vo Meri Padosan Priya Na Bahri Hai”

Banta Hairani Se: “Wo Kaise?”

Santa: “Maine Use I Love You Kaha To Boli, Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal Kharide Hai“

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