Kya Vakiye Hi Vo Ladki Bahri Thhi?
Santa Ne Bade Dukhi Mann Se Apne Khas Yaar Banta Ko Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Vo Meri Padosan Priya Na Bahri Hai”
Banta Hairani Se: “Wo Kaise?”
Santa: “Maine Use I Love You Kaha To Boli, Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal Kharide Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 820 views
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