5 Phatan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKistaN ko dHika
5 Phatan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKistaN ko dHika lAga rEhay tHay,
eK adMi nE pOcha kYa kAr rEhay ho ?
PHaTaNoN nE kAha :
Hamare Ustad ne kaha hAi k Pakistan kO le kaR Agy bHaRo . ;-)
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