5 Phatan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKistaN ko dHika

5 Phatan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKistaN ko dHika lAga rEhay tHay,

eK adMi nE pOcha kYa kAr rEhay ho ?

PHaTaNoN nE kAha :

Hamare Ustad ne kaha hAi k Pakistan kO le kaR Agy bHaRo . ;-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 519 views
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