A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond,
'What's your name?'
asked the chicken,
'Bond, James Bond.
Whats yours?',

'Ken, Chick Ken.'

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!) / 720 views

Student

Father to son: How did you write your exam?
.
Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Husband: u will never succeed

Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!

Wife: Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tabiyat Khush Kr Deta Tha

1 Larki Ko URDU Our ENGLISH Mix Kr K Bolnay Ki Adat Thi..
Shaadi Ki Pehli Rat Us Ko Pata Chala K Us K Shohar Ka Sirf 1 Paon Ha.
Aglay Din Wo Apnay Ghar Gaye Tou Apni Ammi Say Boli:
Mom Meray Husband Ka Tou Sirf 1 Foot Ha…
Maa Hairat Say Boli:
Tou Beta Tum Ko Our Kitna Lamba Chahiye?
Tmharay ABBA Marhoom Ka Tou Sirf 6 Inch Ka Tha,
Our Wahi Tabiyat Khush Kr Deta Tha.:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Newton was sitting under

Teacher : Isaac Newton
was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity.
Student : Right. Had he
sat in the Class, he
wouldn’t have discovered anything.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kuch sochne lagta hai

Teacher : Santa batao ‘M’ for kya hota hai?MSanta : Sir, Mother!

Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?

Santa kuch sochne lagta hai
Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?

Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)