A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 765 views

Women Drivers

I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane.

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee, and it spilled all over my cell phone!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bache Ki Awaz Record Kar Rah Hu

Pathan 1: Oye Kia Kar Rahe Ho?

Pathan 2: Apne 1 Sal K Bache Ki Awaz Record Kar Rah Hu

Pathan 1: Wo Q?

Pathan 2: Wo Jab Bara Hojaye Ga Us Se Iska Matlab Puchun Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Hindu ne Muslim se pocha

1 Hindu ne Muslim se pochaTum log Khatna Q karwate ho?

Musalman soch me par gaya Phr bola: Faida to kuch khas nahi,bus zara KHOOBSURTI aa jati hai..!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Height Of Insult On Facebook

Height Of Insult On Facebook:
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Girl: “Why U Like All My Comments, Posts & Photos?”
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Boy: “Because I Wanna See Unlike On Them All.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Stop Giving Lectures Girls

Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been
smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you
have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at £900. In
one year, it would be £10,800
correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend
£10,800 not accounting for inflation,
the past 15 years puts your
spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you
hadn’t smoked, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest
savings account and after
accounting for compound interest
for the past 15 years, you could
have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where’s your fucking Ferrari
then?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)