A lucknowi nawab
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 599 views
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