Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in Ur hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 853 views
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Son:mom, u lied to me. :(
Mom: when my son ?
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is a small angel ?
Mom: yes he is :)
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She took it to the top of a building
& dropped it.
"After all Girls are so
intelligent"
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