Paagal Hun Par Itna Bhi Nahi
Pathan Ki Cheque Book Kho Jati Hai, Woh Sochta Hai Ki Bank Ja Kar Bank Manager Ko Bataya Jaye,
Pathan Bank Jata Hai Aur Rote Hue Bank Manager Ko Bolta Hai.
Pathan: “Sir, Meri Cheque Book Kho Gayi Hai”
Bank Manager: “Saavdhaan Ho Jaao, Koi Bhi Tumhare Cheques Par Sign Kar Sakta Hai”
Pathan: “Ohhh Sir, Main Pagal Nahi Hoon, Mene Pehle Se Hi Saare Cheques Par Sign Kiye Hue The“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 576 views
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