Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho.”

Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 912 views

1 Teacher Ka Un Ki Class K Sath

1 Teacher Ka Un Ki Class K Sath Group Photo Banaya Geya,

Doosrey Din Teacher Bachon Ko 1, 1 Photo Detey Huye Kehne Lagi:

"Jab Tum Bare Ho Jao Ge To Hairat Se Is Tasveer Ko Dekho Ge Aur Kaho Ge K:
... Ye Iram Hai Jo Amarica Chali Gayi,
Ye Hina Hai Jo Londan Chali Gayi,
Ye Pappu Hai Jo Boorha Ho Chuka Hai"

Pappu Ye Sunn Kar Jal K Bola:
"Aur Ye Hamari Teacher Hain Jin Ka Inteqal Ho Chuka Hai"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Past tense

Lady Teacher:
What tense is this
“I m a beautiful woman.”
Student:
Past tense Madam.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Itne dino se tum apne premi ke saath ghoom

Maa- “Itne dino se tum apne premi ke saath ghoom
rahi ho, vah shaadi ke liye kuch nahi bolta,
aakhir vah chahta kya hai?”
Beti- “Pata nahi maa, jyada samay vah mujhe
andhere me hi rakhta hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

hum kisi ki dosti kay muntazir nahin

Hum Kisi ki Dosti k muntazir nahi hain,
‘Faraz’
Jo Humain chor kr jaye ga Wo INSHaLLAH
Ramaan main Sahri time peeppa hi Wajaey ga…

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

What Did I Say?

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Pada Rahi Thhi

Teacher: “Delhi Mein Kutubminaar Hai”

Pappu Piche Wale Bench Pe So Raha Thha, Teacher Ne Ye Dekha Aur Usko Jag Ake Boli

Teacher: “What Did I Say?”

Pappu Hadbadate Hue: “Delhi Mey Kutta Bimar Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)