Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho.”
Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1081 views
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Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha “EID MUBARAK”
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
“KHAIR MUBARAK”
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Bacha: 1 Litre Aata De Do!
Dukandar: Beta Aata Kilo K Hisab Se Milta Hai..
Dobara Kaho!
Bacha: Bottle Mein 1 Kilo Aata De Do!
Dukandar: Beta Aata Bottle Mein Nahin Ata.
Acha ! Tum Dukandar Bano !
Main Batata Hun K Kaise Laite Hain..
Dukandar: 1 Kilo Aata Dedo!
.
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Bacha: Bottle Laye Ho?
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A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
No-Jawan Nasal ke Liye
Kuch Ehem Advises:
1. Khud ko Mobile main
Itna na Mashghool Rakho k;
Samnay se koi Larki guzar jaye
Aur Tumhain Pata bhi na chalay.
2. Bike Chalatay huay
kabhi ye Mat Socho k ye Jahaz hai,
Balkay ye Samjho k ye to Rocket hai.
3. Koshish karo ke
Apnay Hum-Umron se Bad-Zabani na
karo,
Direct Sir Phaar do..
4. Taaleem har kisi ka Haq hai,
Zyada Parh k kisi ka Haq na Maro..
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1Truck ke Pichhe Kya Gajab Line Likhi thi..
HORN dhire se Bajaye,.
'HAMARA pakisatan'
So-Raha Hai..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Wife: Darling, I won the lottery of Rs 5 crore, Go And pack Your Luggage… Husband: What We Have To Carry Sweetheart, Winter Clothes or Summer Clothes? Wife: Whatever, Pack your luggage and get out from here….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baap bête khana kha rahay the to betay nay kaha: Abbu….
Baap nay kaha: chup karo khana khatay waqt baat nahi kartay.
Jab dono baap beta nay khana kha lia to baap nay kaha: Beta kia keh rahay the?
Betay nay jawab dia: Abbu Salan mein makhi thi woh kha gaye hain.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha...
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Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)