Pathan Darwaza khol k Nahata tha
Aik pathan Hamesha Darwaza khol k Nahata tha.
Kisi ne pucha k ap aisa kyun kertay hain?
Pathan Bola: Mujhe Shak hai k mujhe Darwaze k nechay se koi daikhta hy.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 872 views
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