Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.
Santa singh : what is he studying ?
Banta singh : Oh he"s not studying. They are studying him !

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 590 views

Customer To Banker

Agar Mian Aaj Cheq Deposit Karwata Hu Tou Kab Tak Clear Ho Jaye Ga?
Banker: Sir 2, 3 Din Lagay Gay.
Customer: Dono Banks Amnay Samnay Hain Phir Itnay Din Kio?
Banker: Sir Procedure Tou Follow Karna Parta Ha..
Ab Jesay K Agar Aap Qabristan K Bahir Accident Main Mar Jatay Hain,
Tou Pehlay Aap Ko Ghar Lay Kar Jayen Gay,
Ghusal Daingay, Kafan Pehnayen Gay,
Janaza Parhain Gay.
Ya Wahi Martay Hi Gaar Tou Nahi Dengay?
Customer: Lanat Teri Misal Pay Manhoos :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teri yaad main nend udti hai

girl-:teri yaad me neend udti hai,
chain khota hai kuch kuch hota hai,
boy-:doctor ko dikha lo swine flu aise hi hota hai,

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Safeguard Sabun Hai

Bacha Dukandar Se:

Uncle Aapke Paas Safeguard Sabun Hai?

Dukandar: G Han.

Bacha: Phir Us Se Hath Dho Kar Ek Qulfi Dena. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan proposed girl with romantic poetry:

pathan proposed girl with romantic poetry:
kutta mar gaya razai me,mai pagal hoon teri judai me.
 gobar pay machar beth nahi sakta pathan teray bin reh nahi sakta.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,



Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!

Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)