Father To Son

Father To Son:
Tum ne aaj tak koi aisa kaam kiya hai jisse mera sir garv se oncha ho jaaye?

Son:
Jee papa yaad kariye ek baar maine aap ke sir ke nechay do takiye rakhay they aur aapka sir kitna oncha ho gaya tha…

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