Tumhara Pen me Ink nahi hai kia?

Pathan: Tumhara Pen me Ink nahi hai kia?

Girl: andhe ho kia?Chal to rAha hai,,

Pathan: Acha to Phir apna number likh k dikhao,<(',')/' />

O teri kher_/ / bchi sy nmbr leny ka nia treqa.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 795 views
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