Itni Jaldi Nasha Kaise Hoga?
Swarag Mein Sharaab Pee Pee Kar Naarad Ji Bore
Ho Gaye To Ek Din Dharti Par Bear Pine Ka
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Baarah Botal Pine Ke Baad Waiter Ne Hairan Hote
Hue Naarad Se Puchha,
Waiter: “Aapko Chadti Nahi kya?”
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Na Isliye”
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