Intelligent Santa
All Scientists Fail To Answer This But Santa Rocks.
Question: “Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating?”
Ans: “Besan Ke Pakode“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 936 views
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In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing
its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Class Mein Nayi Aayi Teacher Sab Bachhon Se Unke Baare Mein Sawal Kar Rahi Thi.
Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To Teacher Ne Puchha.
Teacher: “Tumhare Parents Kya Karte Hai?”
Pappu: “Madam Ji Pata Nahi, Hum To Jaldi So Jaate Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband asks , “Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
“Without Information Fighting Every time”
Wife replies,” No, It means ,
“With Idiot For Ever !!!”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband 2 wife:
Me Wo Nahi K
Shadi Hui Or Badal Gaya !!
Mera Wohi Mizaj
Wohi Z0q Hai !!
Shadi Se Pehle B Mujhe
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Shadi Ka Sh0q Tha..
Shadi K Bad B Muje Shadi Ka Sh0q hai :-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Facebook user Boy:Baba mere FACEBOOK PAGE par LIKE or COMMENT nahi aate
Nirmal Baba:FB last time kab khola tha Boy:Baba kal
khola tha Nirmal Baba:1 din mai kitni bar FACEBOOK kholte hoo.
Boy:2-3 baar
Nirmal Baba:Browser kon sa USE karte hoo..
Boy:Baba "OPERA"
Nirmal baba:Bas yahi se kirpa ruki hai, jao or PASSWORD badal kar account ko"GOOGLE CHROME se kholo..Kirpa aani shuru ho jaayegi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa boasting to his friend. You know I am a good collector of antiques.
Banta: Yes I know, I have seen your wife.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.
Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.
Billi ne laat mari glass gira diya.
Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya
Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena…
Chooha Muskuraya
Or Bola
Jaan naraz mat hona
Us waqt main Nashy me tha.;-)
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Tamam log sunn len Garmi bht ho gayi hy. Suraj b khub Aag barsa rha hy. Apne sar pe geela or thanda kapra rakhen Dimaagh pe suraj ki kirne mat parne den Q k “BHOONSA” jaldi aag pakarta hy. Mera farz tha ap ko batana or ap ka kaam hy khud ko… :p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Nurse – “Mubarak ho.. Sardar ji.. tusse papa ban gaye..” Sardarji – ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)