Bacha Cheekha
Bacha peida hotay hi cheekha: Mujhay kuch nazar nhi aa raha, Mein andha houn..,
Nurse: Stupid, light nhi hai.!
Bacha; Oh tuwadi khair ” Ay Pakistan te nai..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 937 views
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Seeing Santa Singh depressed one of his friends asks him.
“Oye why are you sad?”
To which Santa replies …“I lost Rs 300 in bet.”
His friend ask hims…“How?”
Santa Singh says..“I bet on India for Rs 200…”But unfortunately India lost
His friend queries..“But you said Rs 300…”
Santa Singh answers…“I again bet for India for Rs 100 in the highlights of the match”
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
1990 American Bank Nay"Bill Gates"Ko 2 Lack$ Ka Loan Reject Kiya Tha
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... 2001 Main"Bill Gates"Nay Us Bank Ko Khareed Liya..
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10th Feb 2012 Ko"Ufone"Walon Nay Mera Loan Reject Kiya 20Rupees Ka..
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You Just Wait&Watch
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Na Na Maafi Da Sawal Hi Ni Paida Honda... ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hospital Ka Amla Sheikh K
Pich Bhag Raha Tha.
Logon N Pocha Kya Hua
Doctor:
4 Bar Aisa Hua
Ye Dimagh K Operation K
Bhaney Aata Hai
or
Tind Karwa K Bhag Jata Ha…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Wife: janu batao tum mujhsy kitna pyar karty ho? Husband: bohat zyada Wife: phir bhe kitna?
Husband: itna k dil chah rha hy k tumhari jesi aik aur lay aun
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
e-Panaah Chahaat K Baad B Hm Usay Pa Na Sakey Faraz
Kixxi Sangdil Ne Usaay 30 Kah Load Karwaa K Jeeet Liya
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<)(> // Bukhee
Easy Load Ki.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka
kutta kate to kya karne ka?
Circuite: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14
injection lagane ka.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa roti 1 turka leke khud or murgi ko khila raha tha, BANTA:kya kar rahe ho, SANTA:hum khandani log he roz chicken k sath roti khata hu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai
lekin
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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota.,.. :)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek pathan dosre pathan se!
Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi
Dusra pathan:
Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machne khridi hy us
pe 2014 tk ki guarnty hy.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek larki ne namaz parhi aur shadi kay liye dua mangne lagi to sharama geye kahne lagi
“Aey Allah mein apne liye kuch nahi mangti bus meri Ammi ko ek Khubsurat Damaad de de.
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Pata he kya hua
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USKI choti behan ki shadi ho gai.
M0RAL: Duaon mein funkaarian nahi kerni chhiyen.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)