1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya
1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya lekin larki ne usy thukra dia
Larky ne kaha tum 10din k andar mujh se muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi
Or larka din rat barish main dhoop main us k ghar k samne khara raha
9 din k bad larki ko waqae larky ki muhbbat ka ahsas ho gaya us ne socha suba pyar ka iqrar krun gi lekin jab wo larky ko milne gyi to larka usy wahan na mila or 1 kaghz mila jis par likha tha
Tere chakkr main teri behan set ho gyi hai
Sorry Baji…..:-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1305 views
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