Papa Ki Ladki Bitiya

Ek Father Ne Apni Beti Ko Kamre Mein Bulaya Aur Puchha

Father: “Beti Pehle Tum Muje Papa Kehti Thi, Ab Tum Muje Dad Kyu Kehti Ho?”

Beti: “Come On Dad, Papa Kehne Se Lipstick Kharab Ho Jati Hai, Samjha Karo Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1124 views
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