Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nhi krta?

Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nhi krta?

Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gya hy.

Santa: Petrol & SMS?

Banta: Easy load karvane k lye ghar se 10 km
Dur bike pr jana prta hy.

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