Pyar Ho Jata Hai, Ya Karna Padta Hai?
Ek Bar Ek Chinki Ke Ek Dost Ne Us Se Puchha
Boy: “Yaar Chinki Ek Baat To Bata, Ye Pyar Ho Jata Hai, Ya Karna Parta Hai?”
Chinki Huste Hue: “Ladka Handsome Ho To Ho Jata Hai, Aur Agar Ameer Ho To Karna Parta Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1183 views
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