jadon meri navi navi shadi

santa: jadon meri navi navi shadi hoi menu meri biwi ini sohni lagdi c k dil karda c kha hi jawan.
Friend: aur ab???

Santa: kha hi jaanda te changa c

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 740 views
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