once a repoter asked rajnikant
once a repoter asked rajnikant - aap pe itne jokes bante h, itni insult hoti h, aapko bura nhi lagta....
rajnikant-aapko ye sb joke lagta h...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1011 views
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ek pathan roz kitchen ja kar cheeni ka dabba kholta aur band kr deta...
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kyun k doctor ne kaha tha: apni sugar roz check kia karo... :D :D
by WAQAR (few years ago!)
2 aurton ko 20 saal ki saza mili 20 saal ek sath jail me guzaar kar jab dono riha hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha
Chalo ab baqi batein ghar phnch kr krte he :P
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Change Cannot Be Found,instead Change Must Be Brought By You."
Superb Lines By Rahul (Canteen Wala)
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Meherbani Karke Khule Paise De..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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mangta hai
phair wo shoopkeeper ko kuch kehta hai
jis ko sun kr wo pagal ho jata hai
thinkis main aur colour dekhao.
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K ab kia kro gay? Pathan
bachpan se aik khuwab hy
k hum apna tandoor khole GA.
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Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
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Bohot shareef hain...
Mom: Wo kesay?
Son: Jab bhi kisi Larki ko dekhtay hain to...
Foran 1 Aänkh bandh kär letay häin.
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: main apni wife ko bahut pyar karta hoo. tum?
Banta: woh to tumhaari wife hai. main kaise pyar kar sakta hoo?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)