once a repoter asked rajnikant

once a repoter asked rajnikant - aap pe itne jokes bante h, itni insult hoti h, aapko bura nhi lagta....

rajnikant-aapko ye sb joke lagta h...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 861 views
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