once a repoter asked rajnikant - aap pe itne jokes bante h, itni insult hoti h, aapko bura nhi lagta....

rajnikant-aapko ye sb joke lagta h...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 733 views

first friend

first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya

2nd friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay?

ist friend: yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jan churwai

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Mulaazim

Aik sahib ne apne naye mulazam se kaha& ja kar bazaar se aalu or gost le aao.
nokar ne kaha……janab main is sher main niya hun kahin kho jaon, chunacha woh sahib khud hi bazaar se saman le aye. ghar aa kar unho ne nokar se kaha ke lo ab pakao. is ne jawab diyaise sui gas par pakana nahi aata. in sahib ne khud khana tyar kar liya. phir mulazim ko awaz di aao khana kha lo. who bola”bar bar inkar karna acha nahi lagta. muje sharam aa rehi hay is liye kha leta hun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chal Ho jaa Dooooor

Oooooooooooooooo!!!Huzoor bhad mein gaya tera suroor,
Surat se tu lagta khajoor,
Bidi Ki Factory ka majdoor,
Chal Ho jaa Dooooor,
Saale Langoor.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Papa Mai Kal School Nai Jaunga

Tom-Papa Mai Kal School Nai Jaunga
Papa-Q Beta?

Tom-Aj School Me Hamara Wazan Kiya Gya
Papa-To Kya Hua?

TOm-Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya To?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

a lady is like

AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her
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at 28, like a basketball, 10 men behind her
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at 38, like a golf ball, 1 man behind her
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at 48 a Table Trennis ball, 1 man pushing her to the other

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)