CROSS THE ROAD... FORGETFUL CHICKEN
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go
shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 863 views
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